Panic Watch!

The Illuminati represents the Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory--when you hear about 'them' doing something or other nefarious it's usually these guys. The Illuminati is a supposed secret organization of the ultra-powerful, controlling the world and molding it into shape for the New World Order (NWO).

Because they are so powerful and never seen, we are free to attribute pretty much anything to them. Denver International Airport is an underground Illuminati base run by an all-star team composed of the Jews, The Bush Family, Bill Clinton, the Vatican, aliens, homosexuals, and feminists. The Illuminati is plotting World War III by merging the U.S. and Russia and then destroying God.

When you get right down to it, the Illuminati is responsible for everything on our entire site. So why won't the mainstream media cover it? Oh that's right. They are part of it too!