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<title>Killer RFID Chips?</title>
<description>The media loves scary technology and no technology is scarier than tiny microchips--because tiny microchips can go anywhere.  In your food! In your clothes!  In your body!  As such, any technological ...</description>
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<title>Large Hadron Collider will not swallow Earth</title>
<description>CERN plans on firing up the Large Hadron Collider sometime in August, and has released new reinforced research aimed at quelling the legions of paranoid knuckle-biters producing YouTube videos and law...</description>
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<title>The Worst Panic</title>
<description>What better way to end the traditional blogger dead-spell than with the scariest story imaginable: Panic over 'penis snatching' sorcerers.  Yes, times are tough.  You can't even walk along a Congolese...</description>
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<title>Media Stretches Shark Tale</title>
<description>Almost every shark attack generates a media feeding frenzy that any school of sharks would envy.  The recent death of a diver off the Florida coast is no exception.  Various media outlets have reporte...</description>
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<title>Panic Rankings for February</title>
<description>The latest Panic Rankings have been posted, covering the month of February plus a little extra on both ends.  Mad cow disease was the top mover thanks to a new case discovered in Canada (which the Can...</description>
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<title>Vaccine Quacks Rejoice!</title>
<description>The U.S. Court of Federal Claims' decision to pay a family for their daughter's autistic symptoms, which they claim were caused by vaccines, is being heralded around the quack community as a divine gi...</description>
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<title>Panicology</title>
<description>If you're looking for a high quality portable guide to media panic (and who the hell isn't?) check out Panicology, a new book by statisticians Simon Briscoe and Hugh Aldersey-Williams.  The book takes...</description>
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<title>Spanking Leads to Sexual Deviants?</title>
<description>It's always fun when the media gets hold of a juicy-sounding study and runs with it, regardless of the source.  Take for example, Spanking Kids Increases Risk Of Sexual Problems As Adults.  Professo...</description>
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<title>Read It How You Want</title>
<description>Here's a good example of two very different media interpretations of the same study.  The scenario: 118 elderly people were given either Ginkgo Biloba or a placebo.  14 placebo people and 7 Ginkgo p...</description>
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<title>Calamity Still Looms</title>
<description>In wake of record cold temperatures around the world in January and February, the CBC reminds us that global warming is still something to worry about!  A little skepticism might begin to creep into...</description>
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