Panic Watch!

Lovearth Network - A vast conspiracy powerhouse that buys hundreds of valuable domains like concentrationcamps.net, StolenElection.net, and SantaClausNorthPole.com. Rhyme or reason? None apparent. One of the best examples of concentrated stupidity on the internet. Illuminati News - For years Illuminati News sported a classy 1995-style homepage with a black background, animated gifs of flaming torches, and wooden portal doors for navigation. At some point in the past year the webmaster presumably completed a community college course in web design and updated the look. Conspiracy Planet - AIDS manufactured by the CIA? Black market foreskin trading? Hurricane Katrina a satanic sacrifice? Learn about these and more at Conspiracy Planet! Abovetopsecret.com - Like a bat signal for internet wackos. Wind of Truth - Usually down but filled with amazing bursts of hot air when up. Wind of Truth fights a constant and noble battle against the Illuminati to keep its servers online. Or, maybe they have trouble paying the bill. No More Fake News - Learn the real news and magic spells at the same time, courtesy of Jon Rappoport's mystical hairdo! Power Line Facts - The Power Line Task Force (PLTF), is a group of homeowners living near a power line in Minnesota. They wear special costumes with capes and have dedicated their lives to perpetuating old studies and myths about high tension lines causing childhood leukemia. Zeta Talk - Nancy Lieder channels the voices of aliens (Zetas) from the Zeta Reticuli star system onto her webpage. The Zetas expose government coverups, warn of the coming apocalypse, and sell various books and videos. Alex Chiu's Immortality Magnetism - Internet fixture Alex Chiu is merely biding his time before earning a Nobel prize for his magnetic rings that allow humans to live forever. Future Horizons - Purchase blueprints for time machines, mind control helmets, and plant communication devices at rock-bottom prices. Mixes in just enough real products to rope in the suckers. Educate-Yourself - An eclectic mix of 9/11 conspiracies, alternative healing therapies, global warming, aliens, and anti-Bush material. A+ for effort! Abba's Watchman - While waiting around for the End Times, these guys search the bible for passages to support other conspiracies. I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Raven1.net - This page never ends.