Is Mount Fuji Due To Erupt?

Earthquake prediction is in a strange place these days. On the one hand, scientists have just about done everything they can with available metrics, and they still aren’t terribly good at predicting eruptions. It is as if an unseen trigger is waiting to be discovered. So all they can do is guess at probabilities over a period of time.

On the other hand, scientists in Italy are facing the courts for not letting the public know that they thought an eruption was imminent.

The best you can hope for, in terms of current predictions, is something like “x% chance in the next 30 years”. And then it seems to be 50/50 that it will erupt at all, and if it does, then the time period could be out by a factor of 2-3.

What we need is definitive proof of an eruption within a year – that way people could evacuate in a civilized manner.

News this week about Mt Fuji doesn’t really help. A Japanese professor says that Fuji is overdue for an eruption, but doesn’t give us a time frame. Everyone knows it is overdue – it used to erupt every 30 years and has been dormant for 300. No degree needed to make that observation.

He also says that ash accumulations in some areas could be as high as 60 centimetres. That’s enough to collapse many roofs. But the real threat from ash is the sharpness of the particles – some ash can rip lungs apart and destroy engines. To be useful he really needs to describe the risks of the ash rather than just the amount.

 

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Particle Collider Black Hole Fears…Again and Again and Again and…

It seems every few months we’re going to need to reassure people that the Large Hadron Collider will not swallow the earth, because the stupid story keeps coming back. Three scientists posited this week that any microscopic black holes created might persist for slightly longer than previously thought. They did not say earth-swallowing black holes will be created. In fact they said that still doesn’t seem possible. But somehow this is being construed as “serious safety doubts” by the media.
And so, once again, scientists are forced to release statements to point out the obvious fact that the Earth will not fall into a LHC black hole lest angry mobs start tearing down one of the most groundbreaking pieces of scientific equipment ever created. This is about the 500th time they’ve had to do so in the past year (see our earlier coverage here).
Some media outlets just can’t let this one die though. In reporting the above story about how safe the LHC is, FoxNews chooses the headline “Scientist Insists ‘Doomsday Machine’ Is Perfectly Safe”. Give me a break. The only thing we accomplish with this kind of stupid scaremongering is forcing little girls to commit suicide.
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Teens Discuss Sex, Drugs, Violence; MySpace Blamed

BREAKING NEWS FROM U.S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT: Teens Who Use MySpace Often Discuss Sex, Substance Abuse, Violence.
Researchers browsed 500 profiles of 18-year-olds and discovered that “forty-one percent of the profiles referenced substance abuse, 24 percent discussed sexual behavior, and 14 percent talked about teen violence.”
WELL HOLY SMOKES, 18-YEAR-OLDS TALKING ABOUT SEX, DRUGS, AND VIOLENCE????? GET THIS TO PRINT ASAP.
Why the fact that the discussion is taking place on MySpace is relevant at all is beyond me. Just more needless MySpace bashing to grab headlines and scare parents. Indeed, a warning for parents is dutifully included:
Does your child use social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook? Learn how to keep your kids safe online
Make no mistake…MySpace is thoroughly retarded and drops the collective IQ of the internet by trillions of points. But let’s place the blame where it belongs: dumb teenagers. Whether they’re being dumb on MySpace or AIM or out in front of the 7-Eleven, teenagers will ALWAYS be dumb and will ALWAYS talk about sex, drugs, and violence. This is not news.
An even funnier part of the article:
In the second study, researchers randomly picked MySpace profiles of people who listed their ages as 18 to 20 and who had high-risk behaviors included on their profiles. Half of those people were sent an E-mail from a physician, suggesting that they alter their profiles. About 14 percent of the E-mail recipients deleted sexual behavior references from their pages
What the hell kind of “study” is this? Why can’t legal adults make sexual references if they want to? I’M A DOCTOR, YOU BETTER REMOVE THAT LINE ABOUT INTERCOURSE FROM YOUR PROFILE, RAAAAAR. Teenagers aren’t the only ones being stupid here.
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It Only Takes A Second…

You can always count on technological bugs to be big and scary, especially around New Year’s. Once upon a time it was the Y2K bug. Then it was the daylight saving time change. Sometimes it’s a leap year. Rest assured 2009 will not disappoint, as the media now warns us to take cover because it’s time for…
THE LEAP SECOND.
Atomic clocks will gain an extra second tonight at the end of the year, which might sound like a good thing to some of us. Our clocks will be rectified and running smooth, our lives will be back on track, and our hopes and dreams will finally be realized. Oh no, my friend. Ohhhhh no.
In today’s digital world, the smooth operation of everything from ATMs to the Internet depends on the exactly timed transmission of electronic data. Leap seconds can crash cell phones, GPS receivers, computer networks and other modern conveniences that have not been programmed to expect them — a bigger pain than Y2K ever was.
Much like the daylight saving time change last year (“Y2K all over again”) this scare hitches its reigns to our disappointing millennial boogeyman in an attempt to stir those lingering fears and make us reach up to make sure the key to our underground bunker is still securely hung around our necks.
In reality, 24 leap seconds have been added into our timekeeping over the past three decades or so, the last being in 2005. We managed to survive all of those without ATMs spilling cash onto the streets or cellphones exploding in our hands. But people have short memories and love a good fright even if it is nonsense.
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Web-Bot: The New Millennium’s Nostradamus

When I first ran across this article, I thought “the Web-Bot” was some geeky task-automation program. How wrong I was.
Web-Bot, is an artificial-intelligence-derived computer programme that has been able to predict the occurrence of seemly random catastrophic events.
Apparently, the Web-Bot has predicted all of the ‘seemly random’ catastrophic events since 2001′s attack on the WTC. Katrina, anthrax letters, earthquakes… you name it, this bot has predicted it. The Web-Bot’s 2008-2009 predictions can be seen at this website and it warns of many things…too many to wrap your head around at once. Essentially, it lists so many things it’ll be right sometime, not to mention the broad scope of these predictions. For instance “Global Coast Event likely in early to mid 2009″. Wow… millions and millions of miles of coastline all over the earth. I’ll even concede that an ‘event’ will happen on a coastline. Maybe I’m psychic too?!?

The Web-Bot creators give a whiff of the scientific to what is little more than Miss Cleo astrology dressed up for a new generation:

There is no witchcraft or woo-woo in what we do — it’s hard core computer science and radical linguistics. So, no magic to be had… The records provided by the Web Bot have confirmed the ancient Mayan and Chinese prophesies that the year 2012 will bring an unspecified disaster and maybe even the anticipated Armageddon.
Ah yes, we can’t leave the 2012 Doomsday prophecy out of this now can we? But hey, if you still don’t get it, the picture below apparently spells it all out for you (courtesy of the scholarly minds that created Web-Bot):
Damn, that is hardcore!
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Failed Apocalyptic Psychic Predictions for 2008

THAT’S RIGHT! It’s that time of year again. Just when most psychics (like the genuine psychic pictured to the right) are pumping out their 2009 predictions, cherrypicking the few they got right in 2008 and deleting the rest, we’ve found the guys who forgot to erase their failures or were kind enough to leave them up for us to laugh at. So without further ado…2008′s failed apocalyptic psychic predictions.

Nikki, “psychic to the stars”

  • Category 5 hurricane wipes out Miami.
  • Terrorist attack on the Beijing Olympics plus another terrorist attack on Madrid, Spain, as well as an attack in Chicago.
  • Two planes will collide over JFK Airport in New York.
  • The US will invade Iran.
  • An assassination around President Bush.
  • The earth will move slightly off its axis causing some havoc.
  • A cargo ship will collide with a cruise ship in the Mediterranean killing hundreds.
  • A giant crocodile will devour many people in Southern Florida.
  • A raging fire in Chicago will destroy a large portion of the Old Chicago area and a bridge will collapse in Toronto, Canada.
  • A biological attack on the United States
  • The Arch De Triumph in Paris, France, will collapse and there will be many buildings collapse in Mexico City.
  • A subway attack in New York.
  • A terrorist attack in California, Nevada and New York.
  • There will be a space tragedy.

Coast to Coast AM

  • The 2007 WD5 asteroid will hit Mars, and the remnants of an ancient civilization will be revealed.
  • There will be a series of three earthquakes in Hawaii– 8.6, 7.2 and 6.3, probably in March.
  • 90 days of satellites being shut down.
  • A major train crash– one that will go down in the record books.

More Coast to Coast AM

  • Northern California will have an earthquake over 9.0 in April
  • Mothman incidents will return to PA area, starting on July 4th.
  • Lightning will become sentient and attack people. (my favorite)
  • The source of chemtrails will be revealed as nefarious climate modification.
Angels & Ghosts 

  • An earthquake will hit northern California in Spring.
  • The mothman will be spotted in Pennsylvania.
  • A UFO will be shot down.
  • Black triangle UFOs will turn out to be new US stealth fighters.

Mary Bogart

  • “A terror attack right before the 2008 election which is the deciding factor in Rudi Giulianni becoming president.”

Mr. Juseleeno Nobulega Da Roose, “noted Brazilian psychic”

  • July 18th: 8.1 earthquake in Philippines; thousands of people dead.
  • Sept: terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

Barbara Garcia

  • It is a turbulent year in natural disasters particularly tidal waves, possibly a tsunami.
  • An extraordinary discovery right here on earth as remains of an ancient being are uncovered. “Could this be proof of the existence of ET?”

Psychics.co.uk

  • On January 25, 2008 California will be rocked by an earthquake that will rival the San Francisco earthquake.
  • “I see multiple severe and devastating earthquakes in various parts of the world causing much disruption to human society; possibly volcanoes erupting, as I see the sun blocked by darkness and explosions in the sky; and issues with high water levels, possibly due to tsunamis, on some coastlines, particularly in tropical areas and tropical islands. We are in for a rocky ride.”
  • Another major political/religious assassination in Pakistan leading to civil war. India to invade.
  • A small nuclear detonation in Asia or middle east, possibly Israel.
  • “A very strong image I was given was a particular community or area being wiped out using nukes. This was seen to be a good thing to prevent the spread of something – I felt this was a disease.”
  • Assasination of President Bush.
  • ‘Strange’ markings in the night sky, visible to all…
  • Nuclear detonation will be aimed at Los Angeles, New York City/Boston, or San Francisco between Jan 10-20, causing a tsunami. The detonation at sea will cause a tsunami that will further devastate the western coast, affecting the western coast all the way up to Washington State and the west coast of Baja California.

The Psychic Detective

  • A number of bizarre and disturbing crimes will make the headlines in the later part of 2008 and 2009. These crimes will involve children and families. The level of brutality, strangeness, cruelty and disregard for the sanctity of life will be appalling.

Some random psychic

  • Kidnappings are going to be on the rise in this country. We are going to hear about Americans being kidnapped and taken across our borders into border towns and held there for ransom. Many of these victims will not survive.
And of course we missed Armageddon, Christ’s Millennial Reign, and THREE DIFFERENT APOCALYPSES (these are all very different things mind you). 2008 was an exciting year indeed.
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CERN Suicide

After becoming obsessed with media coverage of the CERN supercollider, a 16-year-old girl has committed suicide to avoid experiencing the end of the world inside a black hole. If true, this is a sad commentary on the effect media alarmism can have on credulous minds.
I have my doubts though; what’s the point of killing yourself to avoid dying? And going headfirst into a black hole is probably a cleaner (and cooler) way to go out than eating insecticide.
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Harping About HAARP

Maybe it’s because it’s not within the continental U.S., but instead off in the last frontier of Alaska. Maybe it’s due to the ominous name with some pretty big five dollar words: “High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program.” Whatever the reason, conspiracy theorists just love HAARP.
Recently, super scholar “Dr.” Nick Begich Jr. has detailed how HAARP is constantly keeping Americans (and everybody else) in a constant quasi-zombie state that governments and elitists can control “similar to how you use a remote control to turn the channels on television.”
Through mind control, elites can wage wars against human population, while minimizing damage to property owned by capitalists, that occurs in, the “messy business” of bombings through war.
No matter how hard the government tries, they cannot seem to fully sell the fact that HAARP exists merely to study the Earth’s ionosphere. “Dr.” Begich, who obtained his “doctorate” from an online alternative medicine school in Sri Lanka with a kickass website, is continually up in arms about it, showing the rest of us zombies how HAARP is harmful…and also plugging his book “Angels Don’t Play This HAARP” ($10).
Nevermind the fact that one can visit the HAARP complex for an open tour, take pictures, and visit their website to see the webcam; we have no doubt that Begich feels these pictures are manipulated and letting you see only what ‘they’ want you to see.

And as always, no good theory becomes a great one without tying it in to another conspiracy:

…significant breakthroughs in the ability of elites to perpetuate the manipulation of human populations, toward the shaping of an alleged effort to create a New World Order.
Nice job, doc.
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Downloadable Drugs

You know, I saw these headlines earlier in the week and glossed over them–I figured the stories about “online drug peddlers” were referring to people selling drugs in chatrooms or some such. But the online part is actually referring to kids downloading MP3 files that induce LSD-like effects. This is BY FAR one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read, and the fact that major media outlets (ABC News, USA Today) published this story rivals CNN sending reporters to the Bigfoot Corpse press conference.

The article includes this sentence, somewhere on page 2:

Dr. Nicholas Theodore, a brain surgeon at Barrow Neurological Institute in Phoenix, said there is no real evidence that idosers work.
SO WHY DO WE HAVE A THREE PAGE ARTICLE SCARING PARENTS ABOUT THEIR KIDS GETTING TRICKED INTO ONLINE ACID TRIPS?
Maia Szalavitz has more analysis:
So, if someone claims something works — even if it doesn’t — it’s dangerous? We’d better ban everything advertised everywhere, pronto because if buying the right product doesn’t make the opposite sex fall at your feet with desire, it might create the expectation that it does and therefore wreak havoc. And they say people on drugs are out of it!
The piece ends with the classic, “So, talk to your children. Make sure they understand the dangers of this culture. It could be a small jump from digital drugs to the real thing.”
Right. And while you’re at it, make sure they never play sports, read books, have friends, spin around on chairs, eat sugar, watch TV, play videogames or even look at you or hug you — because every single experience that can cause pleasure alters consciousness, otherwise, you wouldn’t be conscious of it!!!!
Ridiculous in every sense of the word.
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Killer RFID Chips?

The media loves scary technology and no technology is scarier than tiny microchips–because tiny microchips can go anywhere. In your food! In your clothes! In your body! As such, any technological speedbump in RFID technology is hailed as the coming of Satan (sometimes literally).
The latest RFID scandal is one about a lack of frequency standards possibly being a problem in hospitals, where competing emissions could interfere with each other. A valid problem, and something that will be worked out by a consortium of some sort. But this week’s headlines are leaping straight to death knells.
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